'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

Interviewer: You once said that it was unfortunate your stepfather died before you had the chance to kill him. Why did you want to kill him?

Vince: The way he beat my mom, you know, and the way he treated me. I never gave up. My philosophy, that I learned probably then, is that in a fight of any kind, if I’m not dead.. I win. And he used to beat me unmercifully.

titytwochainz:

diancie:

towongfoo:

honestly i wanna die

lmfaooooo! what is this? a new song?

Please don’t ever let Soulja Boy fall off

sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.

sanadasan:

sanadasan:

remember when you could annotations to other people’s videos

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srsfunny:

Fry, the eternal optimist

aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

andreakang:

Harlow Bunny

vua:

somedays I look in the mirror and im like damn I look good and then other days I look in the mirror and im like damn I look SO good

mygayshoes:

Everyone points out that Robert Downey Jr basically IS Tony Stark, but the same can be said for Mark Ruffalo who basically IS Bruce Banner.

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I mean-

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Seriously-

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Basically-

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It’s pretty obvious-

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That he-

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 IS Bruce Banner.

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curtisplease:

phew. 8 lives left

curtisplease:

phew. 8 lives left