Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.
why did you tag this as nsfw? is poop not okay to see at work?
"neat looking dookie aesthetics there, monica. also, you’re hella fired"
I just want to go to bed but preferably with you
remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing
tumblr is the saddest on the weekends because we see who has a life and who doesn’t
the sun’s pretty hot… id fuck it